Fade to Grey

Today a day, just so long

It drags a lifetime

In a mind of wrongs

The sound of beating overwhelms

Chemicals are at the helm

When did this man fade to grey

How did it all slip by, so ashamed

A simple moment is no longer free

Freedom now a goal, not seen

A meal, a touch, a helping hand

Makes heavy weary pressures, unsound

Each measly task holds its greedy fear

This man’s head is a book

But words are unclear

The noose around his life, so tight

Each idea is brave

Each hour is a fight

Awaiting Friend Confirmation

Added you today

But for some strange reason

I'm still 'awaiting friend confirmation'

You know me, it's meee,

Why not accept me?

I'm your friend after all

Someone you know

A pal to 'like' and 'comment' upon

To point out when you're wrong

To send you an awesome song

Remember me?

We went to the same school

Or was it work?

Heck, I forget

Who cares, we're mates

I remember your stag do

Actually that was Stu..

Hmm

Do I really know you?

The Pigeons

Bubudeeboo
Bubudeeboo
I pray for a day
Without bubudeeboo
Fluffing and flapping your wings
Is driving my mind to bad things
Bad things I want to do to you
Like, flick back your poo at you
Feed you Resolve
And watch you explode
Bubudeeboo
I plead spite at you
I'd like to spit feathers at you
And roast you for tea
With minted peas
Get off my window sill
Bubudeeboo
Now rotting from your poisonous poo
Like your own personal loo
What I really need is a dog lead
To impede you
Feed back your shit to you
Bubudeeboo
Your time is up birdy num num
A cork has been readied
To seal up your bum
No more bubudeeboo
No more poo poo
This is the end for you

Being Thirty-Two

So here is something dreadful, I do enjoy writing some complete shite sometimes.


Oh dear god, I'm thirty-two
The year that rhymes with grim and poo
I think I preferred thirty-one
Since this does rhyme with joy and fun
Another year gone by oh fuck
Getting wrinkly really does suck
Life is running away a bit too quick
Time to slap it for taking the mick
Come here oh life for you are mine
Stop ticking ye endless clocks of time
Keep me pert and youthful please
Give wave to frown lines, set me free!

So Crazy Like All of You

Never been one to do as I’m told

Always dreaming life rock and roll

Against the pack

Against the rat

Standing up for the attacked

I over-fill the bath a lot

Maybe I should just be shot

Put me down

Give a frown

It’s too late to turn me ‘round

Like to wear my socks in bed

Paint my stubby nails red

Let them chip

Chew them down

Life’s just crazy with me around

I used to try so hard to show

Strut my heels, hurt my toes

Flirty bitch

Dirty glitch

I still dream a lot of being rich

Never envied a boss I’ve had

I’m annoying, he’s a bit sad

Wasting time

Feeding lines

Deciding who is next in line